Is Pufferfish Really Poisonous? Why Yes It Is.

I’d been planning a trip to Kyoto for quite a while, as it’s only an hour away by train and there are still many things I want to do there. Chief on my bucket list was #30: Climb to the top of Fushimi Inari.

Yay! I get to summit a mountain!

Fushimi Inari has always been one of my favorite, if not my actual favorite, place in Japan. The nation’s largest shrine to the fox gods, Fushimi Inari is well-known for its thousands of red torii gates placed so close together that they form tunnels. These gates continue all the way to the top of Mt. Taisha, and every year, adherents to the worship of Inari climb to the top to visit the god.

The day before Anna and I were going to leave, we bumped into a group of friends who were also planning a trip to Kyoto the following day; they were unsure what they wanted to do, so we told them to just tag along with us.

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I wove through the crowd into the shade of a tree next to the purification stone; my friends washed their hands in the water and marveled at the shrine around them. I was excited to be with them during their first visit. The air was still cool, but the intense heat from the sun made it seem ridiculously warm. Next to me stood two giant fox statues, two of thousands that dotted the winding path up the mountain. In one’s mouth was an orb, representing the spirit, since foxes are messengers from the spirit world. In the other’s mouth was a key — this is the key to the rice house, as the god Inari and the foxes are fertility deities.

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The climb up the mountain began easily enough; the tunnels painted all of us red as the sun broke through the gaps in the torii to illuminate them. Like a pathway from wonderland, the winding gateways led us deeper and higher without our noticing.

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The forest air was cool and clean, and the sound of a waterfall off the cliff beside the torii mixed with the hiss of wind through the leaves to fill the air with pleasant white noise. The higher we climbed, the fewer people we saw. At some points we stopped to look at a small, family shrine to Inari only to find that in fact there were hundreds populating the mountain like a beautiful but uninhabited city.

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As I got higher, the climb got more difficult. The path changed from a gradual uphill slope to a more intense stairway. Along the way, we saw a man painting one of the new gates while burning incense, offering the new gate as a gift to the god.

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A few hours into the climb, I finally set foot on the top, greeted by a cheery sign in Japanese that said, “It’s HERE! This is the top of the mountain!”

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The shrine at the top of the mountain, which is Inari’s actual living space (as seen by the enshrined stone seat), was wrapped in winding pathways leading to dozens more family shrines. From above, the black tops of the torii gates on the mountain below became visible like the rippling back of a giant snake.

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I led the group off the train, hopping back onto the platform at Kyoto Station. All winded from the hours on the mountain, we decided that the best thing to do would be to sit down and rest and refuel. Andrew, Edwin, and Sima went ahead of us into the ticket gates, and when Anna and Jakob put their tickets in too, the gates didn’t open.

And thus the three of us got left behind.

We wandered for about half an hour looking for the others, not so much because I was worried about their safety but because this was their first time traveling in Japan, and I wanted to make sure that they at least knew how to get back to Hikone. Eventually, though, we gave up — with no phones and no meetup plan (we were going to make one after passing through the gates), it was unlikely we’d find them. We decided to go off on our own and eat.

A few minutes later, we were greeted by their smiling faces at a hamburger stand. We almost walked right past them.

Jakob was angry, but he forgave them for not checking for us in one of Japan’s busiest train stations.

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They still wanted food after they’d downed their hamburgers, so we found a semi-cheap okonomiyaki place next to a Hawaiian dance performance in the station.

The food was good, but the waitress didn’t really say what it was she was bringing, so we had to guess which food belonged to who. Jakob got the short end of the stick again when multiple people ate about half of his meal before realizing it wasn’t theirs. I gave him a piece of mine to help make up the difference. Sima took more of Jakob’s food despite Jakob telling him not to.

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After lunch, we stopped by Higashi Hongan-ji, a temple that has earned the nickname “gaudy temple” for its unique choice of colors and shapes in its decorations. While I didn’t find anything remarkably out of the ordinary, I still enjoyed sitting quietly on the tatami mats watching the Buddhist monks go about their business. The cool wood of the smooth temple floor soothed my aching feet.

On the temple grounds were a few other sites that I appreciated, albeit for different reasons. Near the entrance I was greeted by my favorite animal, a dragon, this time in huge, amazing detail. Water poured from his fanged mouth into the basin where visitors wash their hands. Dragons are, after all, water deities — they control the weather, bring rain, and protect against fires (aka handy to have around a giant wooden building with hundreds of candles burning inside).

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In the restroom on the edge of the grounds, I saw this fantastic sign:

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The Japanese at the top includes お子様, child with sama, the same suffix attached to really important people. You know, lords and gods and whatnot.

“Dear Honorable and Excellent Child.” Now look at that kid’s face in the picture. All, “Aww yeah. Rulin’ the world one baby step at a time.”

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I had been planning the final part of our day for months, so I was happy that Jakob and the others were able to come as well. I’d been in contact with a maiko (apprentice geisha) house for a few months, and they eagerly welcomed us to visit. So I led my friends down the streets of Gion, one of Japan’s most well-known geisha districts. The streets were bathed in the orange glow of sunset, and lanterns and bamboo drapes over the windows called in images of old Japan. Occasionally, women in elaborate kimonos and yukatas would appear among the crowd, sometimes accompanied by men in expensive hakama and traditional outfits.

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That night, we were treated to an amazing array of traditional Japanese performances at the recommendation of one Nakashima-san, whom I had been talking to since June. From tea ceremony to bunraku (puppet theater) to gagaku (court music), koto, ikebana (flower arranging), and kyogen (comedic performances in Japanese), we were truly treated.

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In the kyogen performance, the storyline was simple but funny — a lord is worried that his servants may steal his rice while he is out, so before he leaves, he ties them up to make sure that they can’t. Still, while he is gone, they manage to break into his storehouse while still tied up and get into his sake (rice wine). They help each other to drink it and get drunk. When the lord returns, he sees them and sneaks up on them. They see his angry face reflected in the sake in their bowl and, sure that it is a ghost, remark, “What a frightening face our lord has. He is a scary person.” Then the lord smacks them with his fan and drives them out of the storehouse, chasing them as they stumble away, drunk.

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The kyogen was funny, and the rest of the performances were amazing, but the highlight of the night was the kyo-mai, or maiko dance.

She appeared suddenly, the bright blue of her elaborate kimono just as striking as the white paint of her face. Her deep red lips stood out beneath the glittering ornaments in her hair. She appeared to float rather than move, and the soft sweeping of her feet across the floor was the only noise that broke through the music.

It’s not every day that one gets to see a maiko for more than a second or two. She danced for us.

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The day in Kyoto had been phenomenal — summiting a mountain, seeing a geisha dance, and lying on the cool tatami of a temple for starters. We broke off from Jakob and his friends after thanking the geisha house, so Anna and I were on our own. I had just a few more places that I wanted to go, and she wanted to head down the famous Pontocho, a street known for its old buildings and tea houses. Along the way there, I also stopped at a street over to get some pictures of the well-known willow trees over the Kyoto canal.

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On our way to rest our feet at a late dinner, we also stopped by an illuminated temple casting deep shadows into the trees.

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My last stop of the night was another that I had been planning for a while — Genpin Fugu. Yes, you read that right — “fugu,” or Japanese pufferfish. Known around the world for its poison, the meat of this chubby fish has been responsible for more than a few deaths; however, the number has declined significantly in recent years with the introduction of strict, difficult licensing programs.

Soon enough I found the place, decorated above the door with the shape of everyone’s favorite poisonous fish.

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I peeked in the door and asked meekly, in Japanese, “Fugu? Here?” Why meekly? Well, because it looked like we were coming in the back door through the kitchen. Turns out that’s perfectly fine. There was room for 6 entire people in the whole restaurant.

I knew the cost would be prohibitive, so I ordered just one plate of fried fugu skin, since I hear that the skin is one of the best pieces for a first try. Anna ordered a small plate of sashimi, and we agreed to split the two and eat our (free) nutty ice cream afterward.

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To be honest, I was so excited to try pufferfish that I completely forgot until I put it in my mouth that it was poisonous. The taste? Well, one thing fugu is not known for is its taste. Unlike stronger sea flavors like ebi or toro, pufferfish has a very, very light flavor that Japanese people would call usui, or “thin.” That’s not to say that it tastes bad. The flavor of the meat itself can, however, be entirely covered by anything and everything that you add to the bite (wasabi, leek, etc). The fish itself has the same base, bland taste as, say, a green bell pepper without the spice. It is there, but it’s almost like it is the absence of much taste that you are tasting. The taste of flavorlessness speckled with just a hint of ocean, but you have to search for it.

Maybe it was because of all my extended flavor searching that the underside of my tongue ended up numb for 20 minutes after the meal.

Is pufferfish really poisonous? Why yes it is.

China Part 8: Graduation

Today was short and sweet. We took the bus to the main campus of Shanghai’s Traditional Chinese Medicine University, passing along the way some strange sights flickering between the cables of the suspension bridges.

I swear it’s a UFO. A flipped-over triangular UFO. Who builds inverted buildings like that?

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We were welcomed to the main campus with many smiles from the heads of our program, and we took the seats in the front row of a large room. Behind the few program organizers hung this projection.

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One by one our names were called. We walked up, did that awkward take-diploma-with-wrong-hand-and-force-handshake-in-other-hand shuffle, and flipped open the fancy red certificate case that housed our proof that we successfully completed a course in the application and theory of Chinese medicine.

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After receiving this diploma, we were allowed entrance into Shanghai’s TCM museum. Unfortunately, we were not allowed to take pictures. But as I wondered through, I can guarantee that I came across all sorts of picture-worthy things, from stone acupuncture needles to a giant tiger’s paw, strips of decayed and now preserved tiger flesh hanging like shriveled curtains from the bones.

Yum.

All manner of critters were jarred up and preserved, including snakes and seahorses, to be used for medicinal purposes. Mandrake root, its curled tendrils climbing the sides of its glass container, looked more human than plant. Huge, curved horns from various animals rested on higher shelves, waiting to be powdered for herbal remedies.

Thus I wandered through the hundreds and hundreds of cases of ancient Chinese medicinal supplies and tools, saying goodbye to my TCM course and preparing to expand my idea of a classroom — from a Shanghai university to all of China.

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We got off the tram halfway into our planned trek from the graduation ceremony to the Pearl Tower because people were starting to get hungry and we had to switch to a bus anyway. The station where we hopped off was small, almost like a little village in the middle of nowhere. The sketchy yet appealing smells of a street market wafted through the tiny plaza. I spotted a Lawson and wanted to head in real quick and just grab a rice ball (Japanese: onigiri), but some of my friends had other ideas.

“Let’s go get pizza!”

I looked at them. Seriously? You’ve got all this wonderful Chinese food around, and you want to eat pizza. Well, you can go ahead and do that — I’m not going to say you can’t. But I don’t want any, thanks. Not to mention it’s ridiculously expensive.

Yet somehow I managed to get shuffled along into a pizza shop.

We took a seat, contemplating which size pizza we should get. The people I was with were leaning toward a 2-3 person pizza and a drink to share. The total for that meal would have been just short of 70 yuan.

70 yuan. We were going to split it three ways, so that’s around 23 yuan per person. No way, I said to myself. Thankfully, the waiter was taking so long that we had to duck out anyway, as we’d agreed to meet back at a certain place in about 15 minutes. The others went to get Subway, and I turned in to the Lawson and grabbed my onigiri. 2.5 yuan. Let me say that again — for a full meal, 2.5 yuan. And everyone else was willing to spend 23 on a tiny pizza?

Well, that’s up to them. But I’m not about that life.

When I asked why they didn’t want any of the superb selection of Chinese food around us, they said simply, “I’ve eaten Chinese every day!”

That’s because you’re in China. Did you expect something else?

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I held on to the silver bar on the metro car, contemplating the lunch situation earlier. It’s not any of my business what people choose to eat. Whatever floats your boat. I just wonder, as I did in the airport at the beginning of our trip, what sort of food, culture, and life opportunities people were expecting when they decided to leave America. After all, Americans are curiously strange sorts of people when it comes to branching out, I think. Myself included.

As the metro chugged along, jostling from side to side, I noticed a young Chinese couple in the seats closest to one of the doors. The boy held an iPhone out in front of them, and they were sharing a pair of earbuds. Being the creeper that I am, I sneaked a peek at what they were watching.

You’re kidding me. One of my favorite movies of all time!

That’s right — they were watching 蛍日の森へ Hotarubi no Mori eTo the Forest of the Firefly Lights. It’s a short Japanese movie, only about 45 minutes, about a boy raised by the spirits of the forest who meets a young human girl and wants to help her, as she is lost. However, because he was raised by spirits, he cannot touch humans or he will die. Whatever shall he do?

You should totally check out the movie here:

So I looked on, a smile on my face as I watched the enchanting story alongside two people I had never met.

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We finished our trek to the Pearl Tower, and it was quite a sight to see up close.

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However, having been up to the top of the Sky Tower in New Zealand and other such buildings, I declined to go with everyone else to the top. At 400 yuan for a trip up to the highest pearl, the smoggy Shanghai view wasn’t worth it. The dirty air had already sucked the reflective pink color out of the iridescent pearls even as I stood there watching.

Instead, I broke off from the group and traveled by myself. I decided to visit Jing’An Temple (and the park nearby). Literally “temple of peace and tranquility,” the temple is also sometimes known as the “gold temple” for its appearance — the inner walls and buildings seem to be gilded in pure, liquid gold.

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I walked the distance around the outside, where a small festival was taking place to celebrate the coming of the New Year, the year of the horse. Abstract, strobing, mind-boggling patterns of checkered red and white and gold plastered every wall, curtain, and cart that I could see. It was as if I’d fallen through the rabbit hole. Little trees danced in gilded pots at the top of psychedelic stairs, and I forgot for a moment that I was in China and not in Wonderland.

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The park next to the temple was equally eye-catching but not nearly so kaleidoscopic. The scenic, green area awash in the pinks and oranges of sunset was a welcome rest on both the mind and the body.

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After I’d walked lazily through the park, I returned to the temple and followed a tunnel underneath its golden outer ramparts into a metro entrance. At the bottom of the stairs, a man with no eyes and no nose sat huddled in a blue, fraying jacket, singing in an almost inaudible off-key vibrato that echoed down the abandoned tunnel.